My Halloween costume! I refused to go spend money on an outfit I'd wear once/would be incredibly skanky. So I improvised. It was between this and a toga. I opted for the option with the smallest potential for wardrobe malfunction...granted I could fall on my knife.
Oh. Fun Fact. When leaving one's apartment (without cereal box around the neck), one should not flippantly carry a butcher knife. It scares small children and freaks out their parents. Very awkward situation this morning.